Social observations
Posted by Dalif on 19/03/2009 at 15:01
Filed Under: Real Life
Even considering my own shortcomings when faced with social behavior, or perhaps because of them, I still consider myself a keen observer of people and their reactions to their surroundings and immediate environment. Odd situations arise all the time, and I usually find them quite humorous to witness.Â
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Lasagna Suit
Posted by Dalif on 12/03/2009 at 05:43
Filed Under: Real Life
Put on my brand new shirt from tshirthell, along with a pair of newly washed trousers the other day. Went to retrieve a lasagna from the microwave. While holding the plate in one hand, I wanted to open the rubbish bin with the other hand, apparently bringing the plate out of balance. The lasagna slipped, and in my effort to keep it level, I managed to swish most of the near liquid out from the lille cartboard container, and onto most objects in the vicinity, including, but not limited to, my outfit. And my hand. Dunno how many of you have had cheese fresh from the microwave on your skin? Well, let me save you the trouble of finding out, by simply saying it is in fact like napalm. I can only thank the nearest benevolent deity for my lazyness. I had pushed fetching the lasagna off for many minutes, because I was doing something else when I heard the beep. So the food wasn't burning hot. But it still hurt like hell. And I got a big splotch on my pants, and a huge splotch on my black shirt. I shuffled around for a bit, for something to wipe it off with, but of course the paper roll was nowhere in sight.
Days later I realized there was also lasagne on the cupboards. I'll need to clean that shit up. I really hate things like that. It pisses me off something awful. But the remaining lasagna tasted sweet. And that counts for a lot.
Ads R nogo
Posted by Dalif on 04/03/2009 at 05:01
Filed Under: Real Life
Most people in the world get them. And almost as many people in the world hate them with feverous ferocity. Ads. In paperform. What the fuck is up with that? Aren't they too 90s to bother with? Apparently not. But at least the average consumer has a choice these days.
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Christening Oda
Posted by Dalif on 01/03/2009 at 04:09
Filed Under: Real Life
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