D A L I F . C O M

I know I often rant on about the weird antics of guests here, but in all honesty, I am constantly amazed at how insanely stupid and pointless many people allow themselves to be. Take, for instance, this guy the other day...

Some people just can't get a joke. Or take a joke. Whatever. And it's weird how that feature in a person is often tied to a specific country of origin. Like for instance... Germany. No offense to the place, but damn. Those people can be dry as Singapore prostitute on Easter Wednesday.

Nah, I'm not on about trousers, even though I'm sure you ladies out there wouldn't mind that one bit. The dudes might (most of them), but they're not part of my particular target demographic. What I am trying to write about is my recent doings with the laptop. The new one, not the old one. Got that one at least partially sorted out, remember? No, this is all about the new... as in my newest, laptop.

With all this talk about laptops and linux, I have been thinking about adding another category. In fact, I think I will do that straight away. Hang on... <--- intermission ---> Right, back. I did a complete overhaul on the categories. No no, don't worry, I haven't deleted any old ones. I just sorted them into larger categories with subcategories and what have we.